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Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 09 Jan 15 11.57am Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

The German top two:

#1. Judith Rakers

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#2. Nazan Eckes

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And here they are appearing together:

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The non-German-speakers probably can't appreciate it, but take it from me, their pronunciation is perfect.

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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morganistic Flag 09 Jan 15 12.01pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

By Eckes!

Absolutely gorgeous.

You should have stuck this in general talk as it seems there's been a cull on fun.

 


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Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 09 Jan 15 12.01pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

And I've dug one out just for Morg.

London Tonight's Anna Maria Ashe with Vicki Michelle mid-80s hair:

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And no, 'dug one out', is not a euphemism.

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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new_in_Wait Flag Lewisham 09 Jan 15 12.04pm Send a Private Message to new_in_Wait Add new_in_Wait as a friend

Quote Johnny Eagles at 09 Jan 2015 11.57am

The German top two:

#1. Judith Rakers

[Link]

#2. Nazan Eckes

[Link]

And here they are appearing together:

[Link]

The non-German-speakers probably can't appreciate it, but take it from me, their pronunciation is perfect.


What's the N for? Other than that, I agree with you.

 

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Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 09 Jan 15 12.05pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Quote new_in_Wait at 09 Jan 2015 12.04pm

Quote Johnny Eagles at 09 Jan 2015 11.57am

The German top two:

#1. Judith Rakers

[Link]

#2. Nazan Eckes

[Link]

And here they are appearing together:

[Link]

The non-German-speakers probably can't appreciate it, but take it from me, their pronunciation is perfect.


What's the N for? Other than that, I agree with you.

Newsreaders. Do keep up, dear boy.


 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 09 Jan 15 12.32pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

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The not-entirely-inappropriately-named Sarah Cumming from Australia.

 


Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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morganistic Flag 09 Jan 15 1.09pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Quote Johnny Eagles at 09 Jan 2015 12.01pm

And I've dug one out just for Morg.

London Tonight's Anna Maria Ashe with Vicki Michelle mid-80s hair:

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And no, 'dug one out', is not a euphemism.

What a find. She scuffed her lines a couple of times but she got the big one right - Tony BILBO with Faith Brown. Because she, along with the rest of the Grampian TV audience, would all have been thinking of Faith's humungous breasts, and imagining a great big dildo soaping up and down between them. Anna Maria is probably seconds away from being on the end of one herself, as she watches Faith 'discuss her favourite films'

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 09 Jan 15 4.27pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote morganistic at 09 Jan 2015 1.09pm

Quote Johnny Eagles at 09 Jan 2015 12.01pm

And I've dug one out just for Morg.

London Tonight's Anna Maria Ashe with Vicki Michelle mid-80s hair:

[Link]



And no, 'dug one out', is not a euphemism.

What a find. She scuffed her lines a couple of times but she got the big one right - Tony BILBO with Faith Brown. Because she, along with the rest of the Grampian TV audience, would all have been thinking of Faith's humungous breasts, and imagining a great big dildo soaping up and down between them. Anna Maria is probably seconds away from being on the end of one herself, as she watches Faith 'discuss her favourite films'

I had a 'thing' for Faith Brown - frankly I probably still do even though she has a face like a screwed up paper bag - she has always struck me as being so damn dirty


 


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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 09 Jan 15 5.21pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Quote The Sash at 09 Jan 2015 4.27pm

Quote morganistic at 09 Jan 2015 1.09pm

Quote Johnny Eagles at 09 Jan 2015 12.01pm

And I've dug one out just for Morg.

London Tonight's Anna Maria Ashe with Vicki Michelle mid-80s hair:

[Link]



And no, 'dug one out', is not a euphemism.

What a find. She scuffed her lines a couple of times but she got the big one right - Tony BILBO with Faith Brown. Because she, along with the rest of the Grampian TV audience, would all have been thinking of Faith's humungous breasts, and imagining a great big dildo soaping up and down between them. Anna Maria is probably seconds away from being on the end of one herself, as she watches Faith 'discuss her favourite films'

I had a 'thing' for Faith Brown - frankly I probably still do even though she has a face like a screwed up paper bag - she has always struck me as being so damn dirty


Nothing to do with the 36GG boobs then, Sashy?

 


Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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The White Horse Flag 09 Jan 15 10.12pm Send a Private Message to The White Horse Add The White Horse as a friend

Only one winner and she isn't German:

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"2, 3 Jours" is probably the answer to "how long would it be until the neighbours started to complain about the smell".

 


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Hoof Hearted 10 Jan 15 11.01am

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I stumbled across this weather frauline Johnny.

Maire Rothe

She looks like she has a warm front!

 

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Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 21 Jan 15 12.29am Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

Support Local Nilfs:
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