I noticed during our weekly dose of total s***e, that Mark Bright was sitting alone in the stand, he always sits next to skinflint Parish, so can we take it that Parish is also pissed off with watching the same s***e week in week out, he would rather cruise round
Orpington in his posh new car... Or does anyone else know where he was, that bird on breakfast tv mite know?

He had to pop into Sainsburys. You need a lot of nectar points to buy a carpark.