I know this is not a position that most male and female HOL posters find themselves in.
I have frequently laughed at my own friends short-falls in common-sense.

I have recently come to the conclusion that I may have made the odd bad decision in life/careers/social life.

I used to blame other people for my mishaps, but after nearly 50 years on this planet, the penny is finally dropping.
I have some faults.
Not too many, but enough to make myself look a cook (SP?) on a few occasions.

I have entered a 10k sponsored run next Sunday 17th and have done no training whatsoever, apart from surfing the 'net for adult videos and masturbating to HOL profile pictures.

Which is going to be more painful ?
1.To withdraw from the race and return sponsorship money
2. To run / walk the fcking thing and hope medical assistance is not needed.

anyone else ? or is you perfick