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 YT  Oxford 14 Jul 17 10.38pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
When I was younger I ordered a load of dirty mags online. The shop sent me some free enlargement cream. Of course, I never thought it'd enlarge anything but it was a decent lube for alone time. One day I locked myself in the bathroom and started running a bath. Took my cream with me for some activity while the bath ran. Before I started my dad knocked on the door "can I use the toilet before you have your bath?". "Sure Dad", so I left the room forgetting to take the big pink tube of knob enlargement cream I left by the hand towels. It's possible he didn't see it right? I wanted to explain my knob is adequate but I dunno whether I ought to just say nothing. PTJ this made me chuckle out loud. You really should write a book. A masturbatory classic; guaranteed!
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| Part Time James 15 Jul 17 4.17pm |
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This must've been a good 16 years ago now and yet whenever I go to visit my parents a little voice in my head goes "he thinks you were trying to make your tackle bigger in his bathroom". It makes me wish I'd put all his sex manuals back in the wrong order after I accidentally discovered them searching for Christmas presents when I was 12. At that age I was too young to realise that he couldn't tell me off for looking for Christmas presents, reading his sex manuals or bad filing. But we'd be on a level playing field now as it totally offsets the special cream fiasco.
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| Qwijibo Bournemouth 15 Jul 17 11.12pm |
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I borrowed my step dad's laptop once and there was gimp p*** on the history. Just came up in the url prediction after typing [Link]
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| Qwijibo Bournemouth 15 Jul 17 11.13pm |
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Originally posted by Qwijibo
I borrowed my step dad's laptop once and there was gimp p*** on the history. Just came up in the url prediction after typing [Link]
Ha ha
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 16 Jul 17 10.30am |
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I searched long and hard (no pun intended) and found a sex toy in club colours ... as a test of loyalty what should be done with the item pictured in this link ... whose sphincter should it puncture, one's own? If not whose?
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 Jul 17 12.14pm |
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I have the same pop up on mine fairly often. Not my browsing habits but probably based on lots of what I Google based on membership of this site
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| Part Time James 24 Jul 17 1.56pm |
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I find that what I write in my HOL status usually triggers some of my banner advertising. That may explain some of my recent status updates.
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