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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 15 Mar 17 11.43pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

I know it's the county of Palace but I despise the place almost a much as Maidstone. The rough bits are as ghastly as Romford or Dagenham ever were (Mitcham, Tolworth, Morden, Addington) and the posh bits are like a graveyard (Esher, Guildford) - the A232 is a channel of spiritual death, the county has all the boredom of the countryside and the squalor of the city, some green belt finery in the westerly bits but Saffron Walden and Colchester are nicer. For the hideous A13 to Basildon you have the equally vile A3 - come friendly bombs and fall on Surrey, just give the Palace fans a bit of warning.

 
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HeathMan Flag Purley 15 Mar 17 11.51pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

The A3 leads to the A31, which takes you to Tongham for the Hogs Back Brewery.

 
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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 16 Mar 17 9.02am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Don't take the bait. He's pasted this from a post he made on another thread about a week ago and it got people putting him right then.

Oh and he lives in Hastings. The unemployed, homeless, DSS and slag capital of the South East. The &rsehole of the South East to be precise. He claims that's what gives it its charm and character. Great. Being a p1sshole is a place to stay in.

Edit: Meant to say skag capital but predictive text messed it. If it was slag capital half of HOL would be on the Hastings train after Watford.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (16 Mar 2017 9.06am)

 

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collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 16 Mar 17 9.12am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Don't take the bait. He's pasted this from a post he made on another thread about a week ago and it got people putting him right then.

Oh and he lives in Hastings. The unemployed, homeless, DSS and slag capital of the South East. The &rsehole of the South East to be precise. He claims that's what gives it its charm and character. Great. Being a p1sshole is a place to stay in.

Edit: Meant to say skag capital but predictive text messed it. If it was slag capital half of HOL would be on the Hastings train after Watford.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (16 Mar 2017 9.06am)

Yes Hastings is exactly how you describe it rudi, ha ha I would sooner live in Syria than Hastings.

 
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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 16 Mar 17 1.20pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Don't take the bait. He's pasted this from a post he made on another thread about a week ago and it got people putting him right then.

Oh and he lives in Hastings. The unemployed, homeless, DSS and slag capital of the South East. The &rsehole of the South East to be precise. He claims that's what gives it its charm and character. Great. Being a p1sshole is a place to stay in.

Edit: Meant to say skag capital but predictive text messed it. If it was slag capital half of HOL would be on the Hastings train after Watford.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (16 Mar 2017 9.06am)

Don't take the bait eh? lol

 
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Osvaldo Flag Epsom 16 Mar 17 2.23pm Send a Private Message to Osvaldo Add Osvaldo as a friend

Have you heard of EWELL?
Working class part of Epsom.
Great place to live, work and commute to Selhurst.
And there is 45 miles between us and Brighton! But only 13 miles between Ewell and New X!

 
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rob1969 Flag Banstead Surrey 18 Mar 17 8.05pm Send a Private Message to rob1969 Add rob1969 as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I know it's the county of Palace but I despise the place almost a much as Maidstone. The rough bits are as ghastly as Romford or Dagenham ever were (Mitcham, Tolworth, Morden, Addington) and the posh bits are like a graveyard (Esher, Guildford) - the A232 is a channel of spiritual death, the county has all the boredom of the countryside and the squalor of the city, some green belt finery in the westerly bits but Saffron Walden and Colchester are nicer. For the hideous A13 to Basildon you have the equally vile A3 - come friendly bombs and fall on Surrey, just give the Palace fans a bit of warning.

Only comment is that none of these places actually in Surrey - All in London boroughs and just keep Surrey on their addresses as sounds posh!
Otherwise will treat the thread with deserved distain.


Edited by rob1969 (18 Mar 2017 8.07pm)

 
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