I have noticed some embedded brown on the porcelain, just prior to workmen arriving. Does the wife do this deliberately ? She also leaves the toilet roll empty. Is this grounds for divorce ? Or at least a good slap.

Secondly, I have noticed from a sitting position, I can see into my neighbours bedroom window.

Conversely, they can see me doing a 5hlt , or taking a lady-wee

I disengage, I turn the page.

last summer i had an elderly lady knock at the front door, collecting for charidee.

I politely declined and was about to send the front door smashing into her face, when she asked if she could use the toilet.

After a few minutes she came down from the bathroom and thanked me for the use of, and left.

After a few minutes, I found the need to go. As I opened the bathroom door an overpowering stench had me gasping for fresh air. That little old lady had severe bowel problems

And yet a small part of me gives her much respect for having the nerve to do that in a strangers bathroom.

I disengage, I turn the page.

The charity bit was just a subtext to asking to use someone's loo I think.

A few years ago I was in broadstairs for the day and needed the toilet . Every pub had the usual sign up saying for patrons only need to ask for a key behind the bar. I just said I was pregnant and needed to use the loo bladder like a pea etc. Cant refuse

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC