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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 29 Nov 16 5.07pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I bet Pardew doesn't wear Lynx Africa.

Splash of brut or cherruti I recon

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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regal_eagle Flag somewhere 29 Nov 16 5.22pm Send a Private Message to regal_eagle Add regal_eagle as a friend

Alan is probably half way to Dundee by now, bare-footed and covered in Toblerone.

 

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Paul67 Flag 29 Nov 16 5.33pm Send a Private Message to Paul67 Add Paul67 as a friend

We could employ John Carver to play the part of Michael the Geordie from the garage.

 

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 29 Nov 16 5.37pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Paul67

We could employ John Carver to play the part of Michael the Geordie from the garage.

You've got chocolate mousse all round ya face Mr partridge

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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baldeagle73 Flag Leamington spa 29 Nov 16 5.50pm Send a Private Message to baldeagle73 Add baldeagle73 as a friend

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan. Dan

 


walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces!

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 30 Nov 16 10.11am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

I could actually imagine pardew saying this

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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 30 Nov 16 9.45pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Susan: Well I’m afraid I need to watch my figure.

Alan: I’ll watch it for you! With my little binoculars – wooo! [mimes wearing binoculars. Susan laughs] Mind you, I can’t talk; I’ve got a fat back.

Susan: What’s that?

Alan: It’s a build-up of fatty deposits just above the belt-line. It’s fairly well concealed in casual clothing, but you don’t want to see me in my underpants!

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Thegamesafoot Flag Somewhere but Nowhere 30 Nov 16 10.44pm Send a Private Message to Thegamesafoot Add Thegamesafoot as a friend

Za Ha

 


It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 04 Dec 16 12.19pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

maybe we got a win, but its still Partridge all the way

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Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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Pikester Flag Worthing 09 Dec 16 3.15pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Originally posted by Paul67

We could employ John Carver to play the part of Michael the Geordie from the garage.

Michael: – he puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right? Thinks, hang on, I’ve paid my money, I’m going to have something, so he flips him over, and he fu-

[Michael has just noticed Lynn, standing in the corner of the room.]

Michael: And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away.

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 10 Dec 16 6.35pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

I can read you like a book, and not a very good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab. Which actually improves with every read!

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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