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 matt_himself  Matataland 07 Sep 16 4.06pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
True that, but I'm old school, if I'm paying that kind of money, someone's taking it up the Gary Glitter! I never understood why people would pay for a tug job for example. But I could get behind why you'd pay someone for some good hard, rough, eye watering, mascara blurring bumming. Oddly I ended up having a drink with a girl who made her living out of throwing Bukkakke parties. Very lucrative. Apparently, you'll earn more in tips if you don't have water proofed make up. Punters like to see it smear apparently. Fair point. I must say I have never understood the 'scat' scene, the thing of paying for someone to dump on you. In Noddy Holders autobiography, he said that when he was a young man he was paid by a 'gentleman' in Hamburg to s*** on a piece of glass which was put on top of a bath. The 'gentleman' in question 'relaxed in a gentlemans way' underneath the glass whilst Noddy let rip. That to me is hell.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 08 Sep 16 9.22am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Fair point. I must say I have never understood the 'scat' scene, the thing of paying for someone to dump on you. In Noddy Holders autobiography, he said that when he was a young man he was paid by a 'gentleman' in Hamburg to s*** on a piece of glass which was put on top of a bath. The 'gentleman' in question 'relaxed in a gentlemans way' underneath the glass whilst Noddy let rip. That to me is hell. Same here. Although its also a great metaphor for the experience of hearing Slade...
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 Hrolf The Ganger 08 Sep 16 11.00am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Same here. Although its also a great metaphor for the experience of hearing Slade... What?
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| Stuk Top half 09 Sep 16 3.53pm |
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Originally posted by Sedlescombe
Isn't that his electorate's job at a GE? There is nothing illegal here that I am aware of The Met Police are now investigating what criminal offences he may have committed.
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 09 Sep 16 3.57pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Same here. Although its also a great metaphor for the experience of hearing Slade... Slade made some great songs you philistine
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