For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2016:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

I got £100 in my premium bond account and about 48 quid left in me overdraft.

what can I make with 148? seeing that I hope it's a sure thing or else I've no money for lunches next week at work.

mind you. I do have a belly to lose.

friggit. £148 ready to invest.