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 Qwijibo  Bournemouth 15 May 16 1.08am |
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Originally posted by monkey
I think I farted so loud it woke me up!! Once, in assembly, I think this happened to me. The problem is, if you've dozed off and awake through a fart startle, it's difficult to tell whether it ever actually happened or whether it's some kind of dream. No one said anything. To this day I just don't know if I farted loudly in front of a 100 people.
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 15 May 16 1.51am |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
I find the resultant odour as it permeates the very fabric of the duvet is more than enough incentive to get the f*ck up. I believe in street parlance its called a 'Dutch Oven'
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 17 May 16 4.36pm |
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I woke up absolutely busting for a shyte. Weird never done that before. A real urgent "f*** me I need a crap" is quite disconcerting the moment you open your eyes.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 17 May 16 5.08pm |
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I was woken by the au pair touching my trouser snake, very nice it was to.
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| nutty john cpfc bridport dorset 18 May 16 8.54am |
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on holiday in turkey
off to my mums funeral today keen palace fan sadly missed |
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aquickgame2  Beni = summer,Caribbean = winter 18 May 16 9.14am |
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Originally posted by collier row eagle
I was woken by the au pair touching my trouser snake, very nice it was to.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 18 May 16 11.37am |
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Benzodiazepines and gin
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| Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 18 May 16 4.27pm |
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A nice blowjob from my "bit on the side"
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| Flightsequence 19 May 16 6.56am |
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Originally posted by dannyh
I woke up absolutely busting for a shyte. Weird never done that before. A real urgent "f*** me I need a crap" is quite disconcerting the moment you open your eyes.
Especially when you've been in the m&s bed department testing the beds!
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| Eeagirl Blackpool 22 Jul 16 11.38pm |
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Tall , fair, extremely handsome ....on a promise :0)
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