A close friend of mine has died and I expect the funeral will be in a week or 2.
He has a lot of friends, most are somewhat 'boisterous'
I've known him over 30 years and want to give him something he'd appreciate( if he's watching)
I cannot be rude because of his children
(Slapper, piss head, tart, were all favourites but well, probably not the best idea..)
so anyway, maybe a large can of tennants super in flowers or just a pint of lager?
Has anybody had something not the usual 'mum'/dad/etc etc. made for them?
Who made it for you?
I'd like to know if you can help.I'm Croydon area but I don't mind travelling a good 50 odd miles if I can get something out of the norm. for him.
(No w***y answers suggesting donations etc. to some charity.
He liked minge, beer & fags in that order, so a tribute he'll get)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

woahh!
bad taste, but pretty, pretty good.
The 3D beer can is a winner.
thanks.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Adorn a crate of beer and 200 fags with a bouquet of your choice.....

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