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matt_himself Matataland 01 Dec 15 11.59am
Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' I hope you are not teaching our kids how to spell. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 01 Dec 15 11.59am

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

I hope you are not teaching our kids how to spell.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 01 Dec 15 11.59am
Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.55am Quote Cucking Funt at 01 Dec 2015 11.43am Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 10.27am Quote palace777 at 01 Dec 2015 10.25am Editor of this article has obviously never watched the Jeremy Kyle show!! Apparently the poster has been produced for display in nursery settings. Do you have a problem with this? It's hardly child friendly. Some visual representation would aid a 3 year old understanding. Presentation is a bit sophisticated for rugrats, I guess, but it's good to know that they're being taught these things early. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 01 Dec 15 11.59am

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Quote palace777 at 01 Dec 2015 10.25am

Editor of this article has obviously never watched the Jeremy Kyle show!!

Apparently the poster has been produced for display in nursery settings.

Do you have a problem with this?

It's hardly child friendly. Some visual representation would aid a 3 year old understanding.

Presentation is a bit sophisticated for rugrats, I guess, but it's good to know that they're being taught these things early.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Dec 15 12.00pm
Quote matt_himself at 01 Dec 2015 11.59am Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' I hope you are not teaching our kids how to spell.
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Shizzlehurst 01 Dec 15 12.00pm

Quote matt_himself at 01 Dec 2015 11.59am

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

I hope you are not teaching our kids how to spell.

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chris123 hove actually 01 Dec 15 12.13pm
Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' And his Malaprop of a son!
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hove actually 01 Dec 15 12.13pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

And his Malaprop of a son!

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Dec 15 1.23pm
Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' And his Malaprop of a son! Thanks
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Shizzlehurst 01 Dec 15 1.23pm

Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

And his Malaprop of a son!

Thanks

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npn Crowborough 01 Dec 15 1.40pm
Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 1.23pm Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' And his Malaprop of a son! Thanks Don't worry - I had to look up "malaprop". I like it, I shall be using it myself.
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Crowborough 01 Dec 15 1.40pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 1.23pm

Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

And his Malaprop of a son!

Thanks

Don't worry - I had to look up "malaprop". I like it, I shall be using it myself.

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Mr Palaceman 01 Dec 15 2.47pm
Whoever wrote that must be over a 50... But I could see how this list would appeal to the more mature person Elbows off the table and feet off seats are a must.. Beatles, Elton John, Andrew Lloyd Webber, so no good British music for the last 30 years.. Most popular food in Britain... Curry. I saw Fish and chips in the food bit... I'm heading to the chippy right now. I just came back from "foreign" and my stiff upper lip feels a bit limp. A nice bit of cod and some proper fat chips will soon sort that out.. "You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead" Stan Laurel
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01 Dec 15 2.47pm

Whoever wrote that must be over a 50...

But I could see how this list would appeal to the more mature person

Elbows off the table and feet off seats are a must..

Beatles, Elton John, Andrew Lloyd Webber, so no good British music for the last 30 years..

Most popular food in Britain... Curry.

I saw Fish and chips in the food bit... I'm heading to the chippy right now. I just came back from "foreign" and my stiff upper lip feels a bit limp. A nice bit of cod and some proper fat chips will soon sort that out..

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

Stan Laurel

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Hoof Hearted 01 Dec 15 2.56pm
Quote npn at 01 Dec 2015 1.40pm Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 1.23pm Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' And his Malaprop of a son! Thanks Don't worry - I had to look up "malaprop". I like it, I shall be using it myself. My English teacher was obsessed with Mrs Malaprop from Sheridan's 'The Rivals' back in the 60's.
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Hoof Hearted 01 Dec 15 2.56pm

Quote npn at 01 Dec 2015 1.40pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 1.23pm

Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

And his Malaprop of a son!

Thanks

Don't worry - I had to look up "malaprop". I like it, I shall be using it myself.

My English teacher was obsessed with Mrs Malaprop from Sheridan's 'The Rivals' back in the 60's.

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becky over the moon 01 Dec 15 5.08pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 01 Dec 2015 2.56pm Quote npn at 01 Dec 2015 1.40pm Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 1.23pm Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table' And his Malaprop of a son! Thanks Don't worry - I had to look up "malaprop". I like it, I shall be using it myself. My English teacher was obsessed with Mrs Malaprop from Sheridan's 'The Rivals' back in the 60's. ...and is now due for parole in 2017 A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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over the moon 01 Dec 15 5.08pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 01 Dec 2015 2.56pm

Quote npn at 01 Dec 2015 1.40pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 1.23pm

Quote chris123 at 01 Dec 2015 12.13pm

Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 11.56am

My dad will be turning in his grave at the emission of 'elbows off the table'

And his Malaprop of a son!

Thanks

Don't worry - I had to look up "malaprop". I like it, I shall be using it myself.

My English teacher was obsessed with Mrs Malaprop from Sheridan's 'The Rivals' back in the 60's.

...and is now due for parole in 2017

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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-TUX- Alphabettispaghetti 01 Dec 15 5.27pm
Quote nickgusset at 01 Dec 2015 10.27am Quote palace777 at 01 Dec 2015 10.25am Editor of this article has obviously never watched the Jeremy Kyle show!! Apparently the poster has been produced for display in nursery settings. In how many languages? Time to move forward together.
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