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matt_himself Matataland 19 Nov 15 2.38pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 2.25pm Quote Superfly at 19 Nov 2015 1.08pm Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 12.18pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2015 11.53am Quote pefwin at 18 Nov 2015 7.38pm Quote paperhat at 18 Nov 2015 5.17pm Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 12.38pm Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google. Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one. I'll check out Una's light hearted coffe time chat site you recommened later when I have a moment. I imagine it's filled with facinating anecdotes about Worzel, Lionel, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. But first I just need to google another recommendation as I've heard Debbie Mcgee is an expert on rearing Alsatians. Almost, being 'reared' by Alsatians actually Debbie is a friend of all the inhabitants of Alsace. " so Debbie... what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" (Mrs Merton) Does this come from the same source as the Jon Pertwee/Una Stubbs/glass coffee table story? My fav is still what Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer Richard Gere has refused to confirm or deny the stories that have been going around about him. In fact, we haven't heard a squeak from him. I would have thought that your favourite completely made up rumour which was hotly denied by both parties and shamed those saying it because it was untrue, was the Peter Lilley/Michael Portillo lies. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 19 Nov 15 2.38pm

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Quote Superfly at 19 Nov 2015 1.08pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 12.18pm

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Quote pefwin at 18 Nov 2015 7.38pm

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Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 12.38pm

Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm

Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google.

Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one.

I'll check out Una's light hearted coffe time chat site you recommened later when I have a moment. I imagine it's filled with facinating anecdotes about Worzel, Lionel, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. But first I just need to google another recommendation as I've heard Debbie Mcgee is an expert on rearing Alsatians.

Almost, being 'reared' by Alsatians actually

Debbie is a friend of all the inhabitants of Alsace.

" so Debbie... what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

(Mrs Merton)

Does this come from the same source as the Jon Pertwee/Una Stubbs/glass coffee table story?

My fav is still what Lisa Stansfield keeps in her freezer

Richard Gere has refused to confirm or deny the stories that have been going around about him. In fact, we haven't heard a squeak from him.

I would have thought that your favourite completely made up rumour which was hotly denied by both parties and shamed those saying it because it was untrue, was the Peter Lilley/Michael Portillo lies.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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jamiemartin721 Reading 19 Nov 15 2.39pm
Maybe he was born with it, many children are, after all his dad was in Arsepoloypse Now.... "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 19 Nov 15 2.39pm

Maybe he was born with it, many children are, after all his dad was in Arsepoloypse Now....

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
[Link]

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 19 Nov 15 2.47pm
I wonder how it'll impact on sales of his furniture polish Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 19 Nov 15 2.47pm

I wonder how it'll impact on sales of his furniture polish

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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matt_himself Matataland 19 Nov 15 2.47pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 19 Nov 2015 2.39pm Maybe he was born with it, many children are, after all his dad was in Arsepoloypse Now.... He was born in 1965, so he couldn't have caught it because the Canadian Air Steward who got it from the San Francisco 'Bath houses' who in turn f***ed the monkey in Africa who started AIDS by being eaten by Congolese bush meat hunters, didn't do the monkey until 1979 and he was 'Patient Zero'. And that is a fact. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 19 Nov 15 2.47pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 19 Nov 2015 2.39pm

Maybe he was born with it, many children are, after all his dad was in Arsepoloypse Now....

He was born in 1965, so he couldn't have caught it because the Canadian Air Steward who got it from the San Francisco 'Bath houses' who in turn f***ed the monkey in Africa who started AIDS by being eaten by Congolese bush meat hunters, didn't do the monkey until 1979 and he was 'Patient Zero'.

And that is a fact.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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the_mcanuff_stuff Caterham 19 Nov 15 6.17pm
Quote Kermit8 at 19 Nov 2015 12.35pm Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 12.18pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2015 11.53am Quote pefwin at 18 Nov 2015 7.38pm Quote paperhat at 18 Nov 2015 5.17pm Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 12.38pm Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google. Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one. I'll check out Una's light hearted coffe time chat site you recommened later when I have a moment. I imagine it's filled with facinating anecdotes about Worzel, Lionel, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. But first I just need to google another recommendation as I've heard Debbie Mcgee is an expert on rearing Alsatians. Almost, being 'reared' by Alsatians actually Debbie is a friend of all the inhabitants of Alsace. " so Debbie... what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" (Mrs Merton) Does this come from the same source as the Jon Pertwee/Una Stubbs/glass coffee table story? I've just found out that Kate Moss employed someone to blow cocaine up her arse in order to save her septum, from the same source. I was young and needed the money. Give me a break.
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Quote Kermit8 at 19 Nov 2015 12.35pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 12.18pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2015 11.53am

Quote pefwin at 18 Nov 2015 7.38pm

Quote paperhat at 18 Nov 2015 5.17pm

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 12.38pm

Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm

Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google.

Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one.

Almost, being 'reared' by Alsatians actually

Debbie is a friend of all the inhabitants of Alsace.

" so Debbie... what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

(Mrs Merton)

Does this come from the same source as the Jon Pertwee/Una Stubbs/glass coffee table story?

I've just found out that Kate Moss employed someone to blow cocaine up her arse in order to save her septum, from the same source.

I was young and needed the money. Give me a break.

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cornwalls palace Torpoint 19 Nov 15 9.11pm
Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man. Roast Ox & pickle? Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons. Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age. And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop! ..I think everyone is autistic in varying degrees, some people are OTT with emotions and can believe almost every conspiracy these are at the other end of the autistic spectrum, I believe I am going slightly towards the OTT end myself personally, I'd have people tested for it as it's a very good way of subjecting people into correct careers. .......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus!
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cornwalls palace

Torpoint 19 Nov 15 9.11pm

Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am

Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am

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Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am

Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm

I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms.

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man.

Roast Ox & pickle?

Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons.

Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age.

And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop!

..I think everyone is autistic in varying degrees, some people are OTT with emotions and can believe almost every conspiracy these are at the other end of the autistic spectrum, I believe I am going slightly towards the OTT end myself personally, I'd have people tested for it as it's a very good way of subjecting people into correct careers.

.......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus!

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Qwijibo Bournemouth 24 Nov 15 10.37pm
Quote the_mcanuff_stuff at 19 Nov 2015 6.17pm Quote Kermit8 at 19 Nov 2015 12.35pm Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 12.18pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2015 11.53am Quote pefwin at 18 Nov 2015 7.38pm Quote paperhat at 18 Nov 2015 5.17pm Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 12.38pm Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google. Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one. I'll check out Una's light hearted coffe time chat site you recommened later when I have a moment. I imagine it's filled with facinating anecdotes about Worzel, Lionel, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. But first I just need to google another recommendation as I've heard Debbie Mcgee is an expert on rearing Alsatians. Almost, being 'reared' by Alsatians actually Debbie is a friend of all the inhabitants of Alsace. " so Debbie... what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" (Mrs Merton) Does this come from the same source as the Jon Pertwee/Una Stubbs/glass coffee table story? I've just found out that Kate Moss employed someone to blow cocaine up her arse in order to save her septum, from the same source. I was young and needed the money. Give me a break. Good work if you can get it. I'd go as far as to say that's an ambition I didn't know I had.
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Qwijibo

Bournemouth 24 Nov 15 10.37pm

Quote the_mcanuff_stuff at 19 Nov 2015 6.17pm

Quote Kermit8 at 19 Nov 2015 12.35pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 19 Nov 2015 12.18pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 19 Nov 2015 11.53am

Quote pefwin at 18 Nov 2015 7.38pm

Quote paperhat at 18 Nov 2015 5.17pm

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 12.38pm

Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm

Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google.

Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one.

Almost, being 'reared' by Alsatians actually

Debbie is a friend of all the inhabitants of Alsace.

" so Debbie... what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

(Mrs Merton)

Does this come from the same source as the Jon Pertwee/Una Stubbs/glass coffee table story?

I've just found out that Kate Moss employed someone to blow cocaine up her arse in order to save her septum, from the same source.

I was young and needed the money. Give me a break.

Good work if you can get it.

I'd go as far as to say that's an ambition I didn't know I had.

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