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Qwijibo Bournemouth 05 Oct 15 9.29pm
Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket. This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.
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Qwijibo

Bournemouth 05 Oct 15 9.29pm

Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.

This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.

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Qwijibo Bournemouth 06 Oct 15 11.16pm
Quote Qwijibo at 05 Oct 2015 9.29pm Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket. This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss. Went really well btw
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Qwijibo

Bournemouth 06 Oct 15 11.16pm

Quote Qwijibo at 05 Oct 2015 9.29pm

Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.

This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.

Went really well btw

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lankygit Lincoln 07 Oct 15 12.10am
Quote Qwijibo at 06 Oct 2015 11.16pm Quote Qwijibo at 05 Oct 2015 9.29pm Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket. This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss. Went really well btw I`m pleased to have been of help Qwij. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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Lincoln 07 Oct 15 12.10am

Quote Qwijibo at 06 Oct 2015 11.16pm

Quote Qwijibo at 05 Oct 2015 9.29pm

Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.

This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.

Went really well btw

I`m pleased to have been of help Qwij.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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Part Time James 07 Oct 15 9.29am
Save money on heating and water by simply pissing into the bath instead of the toilet. In no time you'll have a lovely tepid bath without having to even turn the taps on.
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Save money on heating and water by simply pissing into the bath instead of the toilet. In no time you'll have a lovely tepid bath without having to even turn the taps on.

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jason7 croydon 07 Oct 15 10.16am
Save money on wedding photographs by finding out when the Google Streetview van’s passing the church and line up on the pavement.
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croydon 07 Oct 15 10.16am

Save money on wedding photographs by finding out when the Google Streetview van’s passing the church and line up on the pavement.

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robdave2k 07 Oct 15 10.25am
Pretend you're a Police Community Support Officer by just pretending to be a real Police Officer. cats can be very costly pets when vet bills are taken into account - save money by slashing your own furniture with a stanley knife. And my all time favourite A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency
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07 Oct 15 10.25am

Pretend you're a Police Community Support Officer by just pretending to be a real Police Officer.

cats can be very costly pets when vet bills are taken into account - save money by slashing your own furniture with a stanley knife.

And my all time favourite

A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency

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Part Time James 07 Oct 15 10.59am
I like: Churchgoers. Save money by choosing a place of worship with a new roof.
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Part Time James

07 Oct 15 10.59am

I like:

Churchgoers. Save money by choosing a place of worship with a new roof.

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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 13 Oct 15 7.58am
save getting speeding fines by obeying the law you c***s interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "
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my minds eye 13 Oct 15 7.58am

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save getting speeding fines by obeying the law you c***s

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 14 Oct 15 8.30pm
If you feel cold this winter, try standing in a corner for a while. They are usually about 90 degrees. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Red-Blue-Yellow

Surrey 14 Oct 15 8.30pm

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If you feel cold this winter, try standing in a corner for a while.

They are usually about 90 degrees.

I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
[Link]
twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum
Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

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