If like me you remember the days before dishwashers, the constant argument between me and my brothers when I was a kid was who would wash the plates, who would dry and who would make tea.
Just wondering if anyone had a preference. Washing was quicker, drying easier and making tea was a lot of pressure!

Sad times mate. Seems you can't even have a decent poo in the comfort of your own bog anymore. What is the world coming to? My trick is to spend about half an hour reading and playing games on my phone when I'm on the loo so by the time I'm done, she's done all the clearing away. Then I say "oh I was going to do that". Bosh! Works every time

Nowt Pikey I have a dishwasher.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Only when I let him out of the dundgeon Cucking lent me.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

A tradition I proudly continue to this day rednblue.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]