It is encouraging that Marks & Spencer are catching up the times and offering a bit of Britain to its ethnic minority customers. Their new season’s range is to include a full length burka which features a picture of the Queen on the front and shoes that play classic British composition Land of Hope and Glory as the wearer walks along. Palace fan Legaleagle said on hearing the news: “It’s nice that big retailers like M&S, despite being part of the Zionist world conspiracy, are finally reaching out to us, and I’m sure some people will wear the union jack hijab, this can only help ease community tensions.” However, another Palace fan, Fed Up Eagle, commented that: “This is an absolute disgrace, Marks and Spencer is a Jewish owned shop that is determined to dilute the British identity by throwing it to the Muslims for their own gain, it is nothing more than treason.” Of course the M&S 'goodwill' returns policy ensures that those threatened with stoning if they wear the Union Jack hijab can get a full refund.

I reckon a current poster

Pretty dam funny! Thanks for the mention too!