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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 28 Jul 15 12.57pm
'Celebrity Masturbation' is a great idea! I would sky+ it. You could turn it into a game show where you eliminate celebrities by deciphering cryptic 3-2-1 type clues, leaving the chosen celebrity whom you have to watch pleasuring themselves. "I was never talented, just a lucky fukka Now I earn my crust playing with my custard chucker" The clue is the custard chucker and if you add the 'was' to the T I and S that are probably in there then I'm sorry to say you've eliminated tonights star prize Sally James and the double ended dildo!! Cut to Sally waving and putting her dildo away. Which means you're left with tonights booby prize - Timmy Mallet!! fap fap fap fap fap - AHH YEAH Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Superfly

The sun always shines in Catford 28 Jul 15 12.57pm

'Celebrity Masturbation' is a great idea! I would sky+ it.

You could turn it into a game show where you eliminate celebrities by deciphering cryptic 3-2-1 type clues, leaving the chosen celebrity whom you have to watch pleasuring themselves.

"I was never talented, just a lucky fukka
Now I earn my crust playing with my custard chucker"

The clue is the custard chucker and if you add the 'was' to the T I and S that are probably in there then I'm sorry to say you've eliminated tonights star prize Sally James and the double ended dildo!!

Cut to Sally waving and putting her dildo away.

Which means you're left with tonights booby prize - Timmy Mallet!!

fap fap fap fap fap - AHH YEAH

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 28 Jul 15 12.59pm
Quote Part Time James at 28 Jul 2015 12.20pm I am waiting for Celebrity Bladder Weakness with Charlotte Church. Is that with or without her squatting naked over your face? Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 28 Jul 15 12.59pm

Quote Part Time James at 28 Jul 2015 12.20pm

I am waiting for Celebrity Bladder Weakness with Charlotte Church.

Is that with or without her squatting naked over your face?

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Part Time James 28 Jul 15 1.03pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 28 Jul 2015 12.59pm Quote Part Time James at 28 Jul 2015 12.20pm I am waiting for Celebrity Bladder Weakness with Charlotte Church. Is that with or without her squatting naked over your face? I've gone off the idea of drinking Charlotte Church's urine ever since she turned out to be such a hypocrite. Maybe change the title to Celebrity Urinary Tract Infection with Charlotte Church then. She gets blindfolded and has to choose 3 things to rub into her flange to make it better. Some will help, some will just sting. Maybe with voice over from Craig Charles. "OH NO, SHE'S CHOSEN THE WASABI AGAIN!!!"
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Quote Cucking Funt at 28 Jul 2015 12.59pm

Quote Part Time James at 28 Jul 2015 12.20pm

I am waiting for Celebrity Bladder Weakness with Charlotte Church.

Is that with or without her squatting naked over your face?

I've gone off the idea of drinking Charlotte Church's urine ever since she turned out to be such a hypocrite.

Maybe change the title to Celebrity Urinary Tract Infection with Charlotte Church then. She gets blindfolded and has to choose 3 things to rub into her flange to make it better. Some will help, some will just sting.

Maybe with voice over from Craig Charles.

"OH NO, SHE'S CHOSEN THE WASABI AGAIN!!!"

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jul 15 1.45pm
Quote Superfly at 28 Jul 2015 12.57pm 'Celebrity Masturbation' is a great idea! I would sky+ it. You could turn it into a game show where you eliminate celebrities by deciphering cryptic 3-2-1 type clues, leaving the chosen celebrity whom you have to watch pleasuring themselves. "I was never talented, just a lucky fukka Now I earn my crust playing with my custard chucker" The clue is the custard chucker and if you add the 'was' to the T I and S that are probably in there then I'm sorry to say you've eliminated tonights star prize Sally James and the double ended dildo!! Cut to Sally waving and putting her dildo away. Which means you're left with tonights booby prize - Timmy Mallet!! fap fap fap fap fap - AHH YEAH Imagine Biggins, red faced and sweating, staring straight down Camera One into the nations homes whilst pulling on his misshapen and partly flaccid cock because he didn't know the capital of Peru was Lima or that the M1 was opened in 1959 whilst Katie Price furiously drive a 12" dildo in and out of her accommodating front bottom because she couldn't get the Conundrum....a terrifying glimpse of our TV future..... Edited by The Sash (28 Jul 2015 1.50pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jul 15 1.45pm

Quote Superfly at 28 Jul 2015 12.57pm

'Celebrity Masturbation' is a great idea! I would sky+ it.

You could turn it into a game show where you eliminate celebrities by deciphering cryptic 3-2-1 type clues, leaving the chosen celebrity whom you have to watch pleasuring themselves.

"I was never talented, just a lucky fukka
Now I earn my crust playing with my custard chucker"

Cut to Sally waving and putting her dildo away.

Which means you're left with tonights booby prize - Timmy Mallet!!

fap fap fap fap fap - AHH YEAH

Imagine Biggins, red faced and sweating, staring straight down Camera One into the nations homes whilst pulling on his misshapen and partly flaccid cock because he didn't know the capital of Peru was Lima or that the M1 was opened in 1959 whilst Katie Price furiously drive a 12" dildo in and out of her accommodating front bottom because she couldn't get the Conundrum....a terrifying glimpse of our TV future.....

Edited by The Sash (28 Jul 2015 1.50pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Stuk Top half 28 Jul 15 1.52pm
That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though. Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they. Optimistic as ever
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Stuk

Top half 28 Jul 15 1.52pm

That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though.

Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they.

Optimistic as ever

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dannyb1 Chichester 28 Jul 15 2.27pm
I would go for pointless celebrity z list running man, just like the film with Bruce Forsyth as the host "w w ww wh wh wo loves you and er w w w w whw wh who d d d d do you love"
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Chichester 28 Jul 15 2.27pm

I would go for pointless celebrity z list running man, just like the film with Bruce Forsyth as the host "w w ww wh wh wo loves you and er w w w w whw wh who d d d d do you love"

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jul 15 2.38pm
Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 1.52pm That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though. Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they. Ah my mistake - next series will be though Celebrity Ironing or Bath Cleaning cannot be far away - we have had most household chores. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jul 15 2.38pm

Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 1.52pm

That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though.

Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they.

Ah my mistake - next series will be though

Celebrity Ironing or Bath Cleaning cannot be far away - we have had most household chores.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Stuk Top half 28 Jul 15 3.19pm
Quote The Sash at 28 Jul 2015 2.38pm Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 1.52pm That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though. Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they. Ah my mistake - next series will be though Celebrity Ironing or Bath Cleaning cannot be far away - we have had most household chores. I'm failry sure they'll eventually circumvent all the bollocks and just title the show "how to make a Z-list celebrity" Optimistic as ever
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Stuk

Top half 28 Jul 15 3.19pm

Quote The Sash at 28 Jul 2015 2.38pm

Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 1.52pm

That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though.

Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they.

Ah my mistake - next series will be though

Celebrity Ironing or Bath Cleaning cannot be far away - we have had most household chores.

I'm failry sure they'll eventually circumvent all the bollocks and just title the show "how to make a Z-list celebrity"

Optimistic as ever

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Part Time James 28 Jul 15 3.23pm
Quote The Sash at 28 Jul 2015 2.38pm Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 1.52pm That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though. Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they. Ah my mistake - next series will be though Celebrity Ironing or Bath Cleaning cannot be far away - we have had most household chores. I'd like Charlie Dimmock to have a bash at these tasks.
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Part Time James

28 Jul 15 3.23pm

Quote The Sash at 28 Jul 2015 2.38pm

Quote Stuk at 28 Jul 2015 1.52pm

That BBQ one isn't celebrity. Give it time though.

Had to have a Welshie doing the sheep one though didn't they.

Ah my mistake - next series will be though

Celebrity Ironing or Bath Cleaning cannot be far away - we have had most household chores.

I'd like Charlie Dimmock to have a bash at these tasks.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 28 Jul 15 3.27pm
Celebrity Police Camera Action. In which celebrities get to pursue scrots in twoked cars at death defying speed around assorted council estates, before undertaking an arrest, all whilst filmed by a pursuit helicopter. Celebrity Celebrity Big Brother, in which celebrities watch other even less identifiable celebrities lounge around a house and perform tasks, whilst watched by the public. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 28 Jul 15 3.27pm

Celebrity Police Camera Action. In which celebrities get to pursue scrots in twoked cars at death defying speed around assorted council estates, before undertaking an arrest, all whilst filmed by a pursuit helicopter.

Celebrity Celebrity Big Brother, in which celebrities watch other even less identifiable celebrities lounge around a house and perform tasks, whilst watched by the public.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jul 15 3.30pm
The only thing that gives me pause for hope is that the constant degeneration of quality and permissiveness means we cannot be far away from Z Listers being hunted down (already happening on BBC with that Reggie CBBC character fronting it) and those caught being disembowelled at teatime on a Sunday - shame Thora Hird dead she would make cracking host for that As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Jul 15 3.30pm

The only thing that gives me pause for hope is that the constant degeneration of quality and permissiveness means we cannot be far away from Z Listers being hunted down (already happening on BBC with that Reggie CBBC character fronting it) and those caught being disembowelled at teatime on a Sunday - shame Thora Hird dead she would make cracking host for that

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 28 Jul 15 3.36pm
Celebrity Cum dancing on ice. in the buff celebs, have to arse about on ice whilst shagging the dance partner, the winner is the first one to shoot his load on the ice. Points are awarded for: Angles of entry Positions covered. Number of orgasams achieved by bint Artistic merit for the frozen cum shot on the ice. faliure to get wood/cum will result in a game of sticky biscuit to decide the winner. Edited by dannyh (28 Jul 2015 3.37pm) "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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wherever I lay my hat....... 28 Jul 15 3.36pm

Celebrity Cum dancing on ice.

in the buff celebs, have to arse about on ice whilst shagging the dance partner, the winner is the first one to shoot his load on the ice.
Points are awarded for:

Angles of entry
Positions covered.
Number of orgasams achieved by bint
Artistic merit for the frozen cum shot on the ice.

faliure to get wood/cum will result in a game of sticky biscuit to decide the winner.

Edited by dannyh (28 Jul 2015 3.37pm)

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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