Not enough's being done, we need to go to places we feel awkward about to really understand. So let me get the ball rolling with a vote on which of our first team squad has the nicest bum. I'm going for Jason Puncheon, you could crack walnuts with those buttocks. Zaha is getting there but may need a couple of years to beef up a bit. Glen Murray's I find quite shapeless and a would wager it's rather hairy, which is a turn off for me personally. And we must not unduly favour the aphro-caribbean players in our bottom chart, for there again another discriminatory trap beckons. I'm sure Joel Ward's is nice, but it's the Punch for me who is top of the bottoms. I'll keep score if I get enough replys. We can send a link to any Brighton forums as well.

Gay.