John Lennon
Convicted felon
Married Yoko
Who then went loco

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

Morrissey Morrissey
How you moan and moan
You don't Marr,
you don't like Meat
But i've heard you like to suck on a bone!

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"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

Ian Dury

You told me to hit you
With my rhythm stick
Some called you a spastic
But I was not so thick
Because I was in the know
That you'd had polio

Edited by Seth (16 Sep 2008 5:24pm)

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

Freddie Mercury

Up until death
No-one knew I dated men
like Den
Or was that Ken?
Or maybe Ben?
Perhaps Len?
I'd be lyin'
If I said
It was Brian.

Big chest and massive boobs

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ladies and gents please give it up for Boyzone's Ronan Keating, if we applaud hard enough he gets a savage beating, then we'll point and laugh and joke until he stops excreting, then we'll suffocate the little c*nt with soiled plastic sheeting

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

morcheeba, i like them, they released 2 good albums.
then they changed direction and the rest was cow-dung.

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway