When we were 10 and doing some arts and crafts my mates were prudent enough to head straight for The Sun as their choice of paper to cover the desks. One of my my mates somehow found a picture of a man's armpit, cut it out and stuck it over the Page 3 girl's knickers to make it look as though she was fully nude. My teacher came past and said something along the lines of "disgusting, I don't know how this got in there" and took it from him. Later on I was in detention for not writing my name on my work (a regular theme) and I saw him retrieve it from his drawer, along with a bottle of whiskey, for a little look at the nudey lady.

It's no wonder the internet got invented.

It seems PTJ's classmate may have invented the merkin.

Sadly the merkin was invented way before me as a substitute for pubic hair on prostitutes who had had to part with theirs due to crabs.

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1. Would.

2. Why have I never come across any teachers like this in real life?

Not nice. Nubile = 'marriageable' ie 'old enough to be married'. Quite the opposite in AJ's case, wasn't it?